i dunno whats up with pple nowadays... what was meant as HARMLESS and CLEAN JOKES can turn out bad... i mean... i was watching TV and i heard lotsa COLD jokes and i to i would juz spread the JOY of UTTERed NONSENSE... but it turned out to be a COLD war instead...

its like i was spouting persistantly non political and totally nonsensical and non-sensible stuff and pple can turn it into something bad...

things like

if an ARCTICAN banana and a SAHARAN banana were to compete in the ARMY HALF MARATHON at sheares bridge, who wld win???

ans: none. bananas dun grow in the arctic nor the sahara.

suppose they did leh??? who would win???

ans: the arctican one. he felt soon felt hot and decided to strip in front of the saharan banana. HAHA u noe... step on banana skin... fall down... piak... get it??? get it???




and the real CORNY one:

why should you never stuff a corn into DARRYL?

bcos DARRYL is so hot, the corn will become popcorn!?! haha




once again i reiterate. i meant the jokes as clean harmless fun and pple can infer tt im gay (stuff corn). like hell... stuff also can stuff many other places right??? like my mouth... and if ur dick is like a corn i wld not have it stuffed into my mouth!!! its like... whatever la... call me gay... whatever la... my stupid class is forever like tt. its always darryl the gay... whatever man. they just need someone, something to tease, to laff at, to make fun of, to insult, to hurt. i dun care. such PUERILE COLLEGIATED behaviour, i dont give a DAMN.

its like... i told a joke. its damn lame. yeah whatever. dun go on wif it and make everyone feel so pissed and so turned off.

its like... sometimes pple juz wanna be nice... let them!!! for fucks sake... there isnt enough GOOD pple or pple doing GOOD stuff nowadays... why dun u juz let them!!! its like... for the fun of it just let the good deed be done, enjoy it and DUN FUCKING LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN ITS MOUTH!!! damnit. whats with the world today...