very long havent cook le... then got one nite... i takboleh tahan... go and cook...

ever since this new maid come... she slp inside my storeroom... juz beside the kitchen...so i i wanna cook... she sure wake up... so i xing luan lar... every nite try my mighty hardest not to cook.... these maids will sue u for some mandatory ear rapes one lar... so cannot... muz not cook... so this month been steaming paos... cooking maggi mee... frying eggs... for supper... nothing fantastic... nothing to really practice my skills in... then got one nite... really cant stand it...

its like... if i dun cook bcos of tt fag... its wrong... so i always make excuse... mushroom looks mutated... garlic too small... onion too oniony... rice too weevillish... noodle too wormy... gross thougths to keep my mind off food...

then tt nite i go cook... haf all the ingredients... except garlic... garlic too small... u noe garlic rite.. the outside of the bulb is tua tua one... the middle inside... is smaller than ur nipples tt type... then cannot find anymore garlic... so use those lor...

then learn guitar cannot keep long nails for left hand... so cutted... then if wanna cook... if right hander... left nails muz be long... or else rite hand cut garlic... left hand peel nothing... tts for small garlics... cannot peel a single shit... then i was like peeeling 8 of those small balls... peel untyil hand pain... then i say... cannot... maybe got some slightly bigger ones inside the box... so open... and then... right infront of mine eyes... an unopen packet of bulbous garlics... why didnt i see them in the first palce... muz be some lizard took it away... purposely wanna zhen me one... then later put back... so wif big garlics... very easy le... cut the bottom... then using the big fat chooper blade... u slam it ontot the garlic... PIAK... PIANG... the garlic is smashed... the skin can be taken off like tt... dun need peel... then dun need waste time cut garlic too... gd skill??? bet alot pple dun noe how to cut garlic one... haha

then cut onions... nothing special abt cutting oninos... so are sausages and mushrooms... then go fry them... then found out NO OIL... wtf... the oil barrel in the storeroom... and the fucking fag slping there... if i go take... suddenly fall... YAY...

so improvise... i open the fridge and used margarine... eeeeewwwwww... then cook le... still taste as gd... even better than the fucking fag who cooks all the time and no standard in the food one... unlike me... once in a red moon cook and still tastes gd...

then later go take water... wtf... lizard jump on my hand... drop the cup... PIANG PIAK PING PONG POOM... whole house wake up... go back to dota...

well the hols was exciting enuff... too exciting until i cannot put my heart down to study... thing is... nothign much to study... everything inside my head le... or so it seems... can do test and score distinctino without studying... so means dun ever need to study one... but theres hw... and alot of which... still got some since last yr one lor... ... ...

looking forward to the filming... going to show the world how spastic pple from cat high are... immagine me beside zzk... cjs... urgh... uuuueeeeack.... uuuueeeeaaaccckkk.... they gonna do everything and im gonna do nothing but look into camera and smile ^-^