during one winter... a sparrow was flying due south to warmer climates.
halfway through the flight, he saw a worm on the ground. he swooped down to feast on it. when he was done with his food, his friends had long disappeared and by no means possible would he be able to catch up with them.
using all his telepathy and telekinesis and psychic and wadever... he prayed to buddha, god, allah, guanyinma, tua beh gong... and finally...he got the direction where he was suppose to fly... he saw the light...and judged south from it...sun lar stupiak....
remember it was cold...and he was alone...he flew days and nights...he grew weak... ...he was tired...he could not take it anymore... he dropped onto the ground....
luckily for him...he landed near a farm...he laid on the ground...he rested...he waited for his death...
it was freezing... he felt cold...he felt starved... then...as if from his prayers from god...allah...buddha...guanyin ma...tua beh gong...a crow flew past and shit on him...
the shit was damn warm...surprisingly warm...it as as if the shit refilled life back into the sparrow...the sparrow no longer felt cold...he used wadever strength left of him to move his head... he saw seeds in the shit...having had no choice... he ate them... but still he had no energy...
and he needed to get out of the tremendous pile of poo... he cawed...he cooed... he crowed... then as if the gods again heard his prayers... a cat came by... the cat heard the cacophonies and pulled out the sparrow... the sparrow thanked the cat and the cat in return ate the sparrow...
moral of the story
when u are in a difficult situation... there are always god who are there for u...just look up in the skies and pray to them... be positive...and u will be helped...well...most of the time...
1) it doesnt mean its a bad thing to be in deep shit
2) not everyone who gets you out of shit is a good friend
3)sometimes you have to eat shit to get better
4) not everyone who shits on u is helping u either
5) when u are in deep shit...shut the fuck up....
